The Joys of Being a Woman

There are many hard things about being a woman. For example, there's lower pay, cramps, pms, sexual harassment, shaving our legs...you get the idea. But I am indeed thankful that the benefits outweigh the disadvantages by FAR. Today I am grateful for those benefits, and would like to share a few.

1) You can cry without pretending there's something in your eye.

2) If you're a lousy athlete, you don't have to question your worth as a human being.

3) A new lipstick gives you a whole new lease on life.

4) If you have to be home in time for Desperate Housewives or some other "girly" show, you can say so, out loud.

5) If you're not very attractive, you can fool 'em with makeup.

6) You could possibly live your whole life without ever having to take a group shower.

7) You'll never have to decide where to hide your nose-hair clippers.

8) Your hair is yours to keep. If you ARE bald, people will think you did it on purpose, and you're really chic.

9) You don't have to pretend to like scotch or cigars.

10) Sometimes, chocolate truly can solve all your problems.
11) You'll never regret piercing your ears.

12) You'll never discover you've been fooled by a Wonderbra.
13) You don't have hair on your back.

14) If anything on your body isn't as big as you want it to be, you can get implants.

15) If you have big ears, no one has to know.
16) You can be attracted to someone just because they're really funny.

17) You can borrow your spouse's clothes and it doesn't mean you belong on Jerry Springer.

18) After you the bathroom smells like a tropical rain forest.
19) Wherever you go, women have better restrooms.

20) If you don't want to load your own groceries, you don't have to.

Just a few thoughts on the joys of womanhood. Feel free to share yours, because today I am thankful that I am a woman.